** The 2012 Romantic Valentine’s Favorite is back for 14. Updated and WhamBambified! **
4 BAD SUITOR ENEMIES
Black knights on foot running for their prize!
Wretched Horsemen galloping to steal her away!
Even worse - knights riding the black nightmarish Pegasus!
Finally the Flower toting trolls!
3 WEAPONS TO CHOOSE FROM
Auto-locking Machine Crossbow
The Blunder Busting Stone Slinger
And the ever-popular Flaming Barrel of Flaming Fire
WHILE YOU’RE AT IT - UPGRADE YOUR GEAR!
OUR TALE
There once was a King whose greatest desire,
was an heir with a crown on his head.
But in his attempt to produce just one son,
produced a surplus of daughters instead.
As they came of age the word quickly spread,
and many men sought their hands.
Black knights on horses to delusional trolls
traveled from far away lands.
So the king hired you!
to defend his punkin’ with gratuitous force.
To only let through the most shining of knights,
who can sire a son of course.
So man up and gun up and take to the skies.
Save the princesses and take out some bad guys.
Play with delight and chivalry,
the new…..Suitor Shooter!
If you loved Zombie Gunship or any of those other AC130 games, then this game will be kinda OK.